THE LONG PAVLOVA
who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer. 
 



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01.The Long Pavlova


The Long Pavlova Items are representative of the parable of appleman in a bar. He was approached by a sexy applewoman and she wanted to understand him and his lifestory, he responded with ‘I am but a long pavlova, searching for a train of thought’, thus coining the first teaching and useful lesson about the meaning of life.