THE LONG PAVLOVA
who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer. 
 



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01.The Long Pavlova


The Long Pavlova Items are representative of the parable of appleman in a bar. He was approached by a sexy applewoman and she wanted to understand him and his lifestory, he responded with ‘I am but a long pavlova, searching for a train of thought’, thus coining the first teaching and useful lesson about the meaning of life.


02.Juicy Wisdoms

 The juicy wisdoms that are fundamental to the cult of Appleman, are spread through these items. His word is dispersed far and wide, through this merchandise. This teeshirt is crucial to the spread appleman fever, and crucial to a collectors wardrobe.






03.I am the sympathy laugh dealer 


 Have u ever felt like the sympathy laugh dealer? This teeshirt helps u in awkward social encounters where u feel must deal symapthetic laughter to ur audience, to overcome the awks and ‘break the ice’. This teeshirt tells the truth, which is also crucial to appleman’s teachings. 
04.STOAT


 
There can only be one. Many have thought they have achieved the stoat, but have lost the title the next morning or teatime. This teeshirt is a momentum or prize and celebrates the achievement of STOAT.
05.Miscelaneous 

These items aren’t teeshirts but are pretty cool and off the beaten path. They express the wearability of the appleman and versatility of his holy mantras. 




Greetings, Fruity Friends!

We greet you from the Appalachian mountains in the apple orchard by the apple press. These items that you see before you are fresh off the press and made from the fruit of our loins. We have woven, weaved and wattled together a collection that we hope you enjoy the juice of. We of course prtect and honour our patron saint of life: Appleman. he is omniescent, he is omnipresent.

SEED, STEM AND JUICY FLESH

@the_long_pavlova